Which CBD Product is Right for Me: Home Alone Edition

I try not to take myself too seriously around here, so I thought it would be fun to start a series of blogs where I help characters in movies, shows, and books decide which Green Compass CBD product is right for them. Since the Christmas season is in full swing, I figured there would be no better movie to kick this series off than Home Alone. We are big Kevin McCallister fans in my family . . . so big, in fact, that my brother named his daughter Callister. I feel like that gives me some credibility to help Kevin, his mom, Marv, and Harry decide which CBD products they need to help them achieve overall homeostasis. Whether they are looking to address occasional pain, promote better sleep, or aid in the relief of occasional stress, Green Compass CBD is unmatched. Our fields and farming practices are certified USDA Organic and we are committed to having the best quality CBD out there. So, let’s journey through this Christmas Classic and discuss which CBD products would be right for some of the characters in Home Alone. (And, before you come at me, Scrooge, this is all in the name of fun. I am not offering medical advice, and am simply trying to bring some smiles to this crazy year!)

I know they’re the “bad guys”, but I still feel compelled to help out Harry and Marv. Can you imagine the amount of pain that they are in after Kevin showed them who the man of the house is? CBD supports the body’s recovery from pain and inflammation associated with physical activity, and Marv and Harry could definitely benefit from using Green Compass Reduce Cream and Pain Patches. The menthol and camphor provide on the spot pain relief, while the Full Spectrum CBD oil assists the body in achieving overall homeostasis.

If you’re a parent or a caregiver, and have turned around in the grocery store to discover that your toddler is no longer looking at the fruit snacks, you can empathize a little with Kate McCallister. That epic moment when she realizes Kevin is missing most definitely threw her body out of balance. I wish I was on that plane with her and could offer her a 1000mg Full Spectrum tincture. Taking some CBD wouldn’t change her circumstances, and she’d probably still have to ride back to Chicago with the polka band, but it would at least aid in relieving her stress. I am sure she lost sleep while desperately trying to get back home to her son, but taking her CBD tincture would help promote better sleep. Which flavor do you think Kevin’s mom would like most? I am thinking fresh mint or cinnamon.

Fill in the blank: Buzz’s girlfriend. __________.

I feel bad for the young lady, ya know? Seeing that she’s a teenager, her body is probably going through all kinds of physiological and hormonal changes, which is impacting her appearance. I think that starting on Green Compass’s CBD Skin Care line would help improve the look of her skin, and in turn, boost her confidence. After cleansing her skin with our botanical-rich Calming Milk Cleanser, Buzz’s girlfriend would want to use our B+B Peel Pads to gently exfoliate and brighten her skin. Finally, applying the Advanced Peptide Cream will hydrate and smooth her skin, leaving no room for even a bratty little brother to comment on her complexion. MEOW!

Everyone knows or has an uncle Frank in their family, right? These Negative Nancys always seem to be in a funk and enjoy bringing everyone else down with them. If Kate McCallister had some of her 1000mg Full Spectrum tincture to share with her brother-in-law, that would be helpful! If not, he would benefit from carrying one of our Shine CBD and essential oil roll-ons in his pocket at all times. Formulated with heirloom, organic essential oils and hemp flower extract, our Shine roll-on works to uplift your mood and energize your day. Maybe if Uncle Frank applied Shine as needed, he wouldn’t be such a jerk . . . or maybe everyone else in his family needs their own Shine roll-on to uplift their mood after having to vacation with him.

I wonder what the Pizza Boy is up to these days? God, I hope his driving has improved, especially considering he didn’t even have the distraction of cell phones when he was delivering pizza to the McCallister’s. Whether he’s still doing pizza deliveries for a living, or he’s moved on to a corporate job that has him behind a screen most of the day, he could benefit from our Focus CBD and essential oil roll-on. Designed to support enhanced mental clarity, our Focus roll-on could help the Pizza Boy stay focused - behind the wheel or the screen.

And last, but not least, in this edition of Which CBD Product is Right for Me, I think our protagonist, Kevin, needs to get some CBD Soothe Topical Cream. I get that he wants to be so grownup and all, and, while I doubt there was even a hair on his chin or cheeks that needed shaving, I can empathize with the discomfort he must’ve felt when he applied his dad’s aftershave. I hate shaving my legs and used to get razor burn every time I did, but applying Green Compass Soothe Cream right after shaving has helped so much! The next time Kevin wants to shave, I recommend applying our Soothe cream to his face. We won’t get that iconic “AHHHHH”, but he will feel so much better!

Who else would benefit from some CBD in Home Alone? Leave a comment with your suggestions! And, if you are looking for something to assist in the relief of daily stresses, support a healthy sleep cycle, support recovery from pain and inflammation associated with exercise, or simply assist the body in achieving overall homeostasis, I’d love to chat about which CBD products may be right for you. Email me or check out my website to learn more about Green Compass products and the opportunity to start your own business in this booming industry.

Happy Holidays! And . . . Keep the change, ya filthy animals!